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5 Things 'Mythbusters' Gets Wrong About What It's Like To Be Single And In Your 30s In New York City

Efficiency Win: The NBA Has Announced That From Now On Players Will Only Be Allowed To Shoot The Ball If It Goes In The Basket

5 Reasons Why My Hunger Games Parody Song 'As It Was Before The Hunger Games: "As It Was" -- Harry Styles (HUNGER GAMES PARODY)' Isn't Performing As Well As Expected, And Where We Go From Here

Yikes, Who's Gonna Tell Him: This Hermit Crab Is Using A 'Louie' Season 3 DVD Case As A Shell

Spineless Pushovers: This Website Has A Pop-Up Asking You To Disable Your Ad-Blocker While Still Providing You With An Option To Continue Without Disabling

Dangerous New Trend: Teens Everywhere Are Taking Twice The Daily Recommended Dose Of Magnesium In Order To Regulate Muscle Function And Improve Sleep Efficiency